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zero sugar never tasted so good
From the first sip the ultimate mouthgasm experience will begin. Once you finish the can, the cognitive revolution in your brain will never end.
This Isn't Coffee. It's a Cognitive Revolution.
Welcome to the future of coffee. While the world is still waking up to yesterday's drive through fast food coffee, you're about to experience tomorrow's cognitive enhancement today.
Brew Shockalaka is a carefully crafted fusion of cutting-edge nootropic science and rebellious beverage engineering that transforms how you think, create, and perform.
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Brewed Coffee (Water, Brewed Coffee) - Colombian beans delivering coffee evolved beyond ordinary
MCT Oil - Brain fuel that shocks your cognitive performance
CognatiQ® Coffee Fruit Extract - Patented brain booster shocking your cognitive limits
Acacia Fiber - Prebiotic power keeping your brew crew healthy
Organic Agave Inulin - Natural sweetness that won't shock your system
Natural Flavors - Shockingly delicious taste without artificial nonsense
N-Acetyl-L-Tyrosine - Stress-busting amino acid for brew crew focus
Sunflower Lecithin - Natural absorption booster for maximum brew shock
Sea Salt - Ocean minerals delivering electrolyte shock waves
Collagen Peptides - Protein power keeping brew crew strong
Organic Caffeine - Clean energy shock without the jitters
Theobromine - Smooth cacao compound extending your energy shock
L-Theanine - Zen focus balancing your caffeinated brew shock
Shake well before use. For absolute best experience, drink while chilled or cold.
Consume responsibly. Not recommend for children, individuals sensitive to caffeine, or women who are pregnant or nursing.
Testimonials
Daniel P., Marketing Executive
"Blew My Mind"
I've never tasted anything like this. I can't believe something tastes this amazing with zero sugar.
Sara M., Graphic Designed
"Finally, energy without feeling crazy!"
The Maple Cinnamon hits like fall in a can - smooth, sweet, zero sugar crash. But the real magic? I'm focused for HOURS without the coffee jitters. My afternoon brain fog is officially extinct
Riley P., Content Creator
"Coffee evolved is right!"
Skeptical about nootropics until I tried this. The L-theanine + caffeine combo is chef's kiss. Salted Caramel tastes like a coffee shop drink minus the guilt. My brain says thank you.
FAQ
What makes Brewshockalaka different from regular coffee?
Unlike traditional coffee, Brewshockalaka combines:
- 200mg naturally-sourced caffeine from green coffee beans
- 100mg cognatiQ® - a clinically-studied nootropic for enhanced focus
- 100mg L-Theanine - for smooth, jitter-free energy
- Zero sugar - naturally sweetened with no crash
- 45 calories per can - guilt-free energy
- No dairy - completely plant-based
- Keto-friendly - fits your lifestyle
Will Brewshockalaka give me jitters or a crash?
No! Our carefully balanced formula with L-Theanine helps prevent the jitters and crashes associated with regular coffee or energy drinks. You'll experience smooth, sustained energy and focus.
How many cans can I drink per day?
We recommend starting with one can to assess your tolerance. Most people enjoy 1-2 cans per day. As each can contains 200mg of caffeine, be mindful of your total daily caffeine intake from all sources
Our customer support is available Monday to Friday: 8am-8:30pm.Average answer time: 24h