We've bridged the gap between coffee, hydration, and energy drinks to create something epic.
The only zero-sugar flavored canned coffee available to you with nootropics, energy, hydration, and a superior taste.
Unlike any coffee or energy drink you've ever had.
See what makes us different
Nootropics
Infused into every sip, so your coffee does more than wake you up—it levels you up.
Sugar Free
Only clean, sustained energy without the downside. It’s time to fuel up without the junk.
Smart Hydration
designed to not just energize but also hydrate, replenish, and keep you going longer.
Say goodbye to brain fog and sluggish mornings. Brew Shockalaka™ fuels your focus, sharpens your mind, and keeps you energized—without the crash. Zero sugar, all performance.
Ditch the sugar-loaded drinks. Brew Shockalaka™ delivers bold, smooth coffee with nootropics for mental clarity and hydration for all-day energy. It’s coffee—evolved.
Whether you're chasing dreams, crushing workouts, or creating something epic—Brew Shockalaka™ keeps you going. No sugar. No nonsense. Just next-level fuel.
Say goodbye to brain fog and sluggish mornings. Brew Shockalaka™ fuels your focus, sharpens your mind, and keeps you energized—without the crash. Zero sugar, all performance.
Ditch the sugar-loaded drinks. Brew Shockalaka™ delivers bold, smooth coffee with nootropics for mental clarity and hydration for all-day energy. It’s coffee—evolved.
Whether you're chasing dreams, crushing workouts, or creating something epic—Brew Shockalaka™ keeps you going. No sugar. No nonsense. Just next-level fuel.
The Future of Coffee is Here.
Explore Our Epic Flavors
It's everything I love in coffee and energy drinks all smashed into one insanely tasty coffee. Is this real life?
I can't put this stuff down. It's so good.
The flavors are just the icing on the cake for this stuff. The benefits are nuts!
Our Story
Brew Shockalaka™ is more than just a beverage.... it's a lifestyle movement fueled by fourcore pillars: music, comedy, fitness, and a whole lot of love for our canine friends. We're not just selling a drink; we're curating an experience that resonates with the playful spirit within us all.
Learn About UsFAQ
Do you ship overseas?
Currently we ship to the US only.
How long will it take to get my orders?
Orders processed will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.
More questions?
You can contact us through our contact page! We will be happy to assist you.