Brew Shockalaka Coffee RTD

Sale price$39.99

The ultimate nootropic-infused, sugar-free canned coffee that fuels your focus, energy, and hydration—without the crash. Packed with bold flavor and performance-boosting ingredients, it’s more than coffee—it’s your new secret weapon for all-day momentum. ⚡🔥

Flavor: Salted caramel
Size: 12 Pack

zero sugar never tasted so good

From the first sip the ultimate mouthgasm experience will begin. Once you finish the can, the cognitive revolution in your brain will never end.

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This Isn't Coffee. It's a Cognitive Revolution.

Welcome to the future of coffee. While the world is still waking up to yesterday's drive through fast food coffee, you're about to experience tomorrow's cognitive enhancement today.

Brew Shockalaka is a carefully crafted fusion of cutting-edge nootropic science and rebellious beverage engineering that transforms how you think, create, and perform.

Testimonials

Daniel P., Marketing Executive

"Blew My Mind"

I've never tasted anything like this. I can't believe something tastes this amazing with zero sugar.

Sara M., Graphic Designed

"Finally, energy without feeling crazy!"

The Maple Cinnamon hits like fall in a can - smooth, sweet, zero sugar crash. But the real magic? I'm focused for HOURS without the coffee jitters. My afternoon brain fog is officially extinct

Riley P., Content Creator

"Coffee evolved is right!"

Skeptical about nootropics until I tried this. The L-theanine + caffeine combo is chef's kiss. Salted Caramel tastes like a coffee shop drink minus the guilt. My brain says thank you.

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I love it! My wife loves it! Our latest greatest health addiction! Is there a discount to get on autoship?

Love the taste

Absolutely delicious!

This shit is fire 🔥

Absolutely love it!

Great taste without any sugar this just replaced my morning energy drink

Im typically a warm coffee guy but was very impressed with these. Chilled and served. Mocha is my favorite. Flavor and taste on point. And functionally, the formula was spot on. Felt great. Will buy more soon!

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Brew Shockalaka Coffee RTD
Austyn Richardson

Great coffee RTD, clean energy, and guilt free macros/ingredients. Truly one of a kind product.

I have started with two flavors so far, Mocha and Maple Glazed Donut and they were amazing! Going to try the Salted Caramel this weekend and then place another order!

Smooth taste

Taste was amazing. Got the energy kick i needed without getting dehydrated. Perfect drink before a jiu jitsu open match!

This will help me speed up my mornings a bit when I make my coffee and protein shake. I love this combination. Every flavor I’ve had so far is aamazing.

As a father of four young kids, a full-time police officer, and someone who trains Jiu-Jitsu regularly, my days are packed from sunup to sundown. Needless to say, I’ve tried every energy product under the sun looking for something that keeps me sharp, focused, and in a good mood — without the crash or jittery side effects. Brew Shockalaka delivered exactly that.
From the first time I tried it, I noticed a difference. The energy boost is clean and steady — no sudden spike, no crash hours later. It has helped me stay focused on the job, whether I'm handling complex reports or making quick decisions out in the field. But what really sets this product apart is the mood enhancement. It’s subtle but noticeable — I feel more patient, more upbeat, and better equipped to handle the daily challenges of parenting four little ones and working in a demanding profession.
In addition, it’s become a perfect pre-training pick-me-up for my Jiu-Jitsu sessions. I feel dialed in, mentally sharp, and physically ready to roll — even after a long shift or a sleepless night thanks to the kids.
If you're juggling work, family, and personal goals, Brew Shockalaka is a total game changer. It gives me the energy, focus, and mood boost I need to be at my best — at home, on the mats, and on the job.

It tastes sooo good.

It tastes absolutely amazing. I've had all three flavors and you can't go wrong with any of them. Cafe Mocha is my personal favorite.